startagainwithabrandnewname:

SAVE ALL THE CATS :’(

(Source: hopeful-melancholy)

“When the unthinkable happens and you’re utterly broken, know that truth has just kissed you and is inviting you to enter her.”
“I love monsters, I identify with monsters.”
Guillermo del Toro (via dragon-woman)

(Source: granosdegranada)

renmorris:

Wtnv + trees

Say! What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?

(Source: i-would-hail-it)

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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brodingershat:

brodingershat:

A genre-savvy website designer who lives in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere.

A genre-savvy website designer who’s standing in the shower when she notices the water level rising around her ankles and spots a clot of black hair in the drain.

A genre-savvy website designer who just sort of frowns, steps out of the bathtub, and watches the hair spread through the water before nonchalantly dumping a bunch of drain cleaner in the water.

A genre-savvy website designer who works through the nights and keeps a spray bottle like the kind you use on cats beside her laptop for those moments when she spots something lingering behind her in the reflection of her screen (because she knows they won’t do anything unless she turns around).

A genre-savvy website designer who has installed locks on her closet doors and mastered the art of ignoring their rattling.

A genre-savvy website designer who knows when not to turn the lights on or off and when not to look up at the mirror in the bathroom.

A genre-savvy website designer whose house gets broken into by people who think one sleepless techie shouldn’t be too hard to take.

A genre-savvy website designer who looks at their malevolent roommate where their hair has paused in the middle of creeping out of the farthest corner of the ceiling like a horrible hair spider and just goes,

"Go for it, man."

The tale of an unlikely not-quite-friendship of necessity.

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

mcbitchtits:

HA

ryudrave:

drmarymalone:

ryudrave:

Dragon protecting princesses because of abusive parents or forced marrying.

the dragon teaching princess how to protect herself, princess returning home riding her trusty dragon friend and killing everyone who tries to control her

Princess taking over throne and dragon continues to be loyal friend. Burning everyone and everything that disagrees with her.

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs